Rare Hat-Creatures Seen in Zookland!

It's not safe to traverse the wilds of the Zookland at night by yourself.....strange and dangerous creatures roam free. So, at great personal risk, the best wildlife photographer in the world will now take you on a photo-safari inside the land of Zooks.


First, A rare Zebra-Hat Elf appears...

...AND THEN ATTACKS!!!! RUN!!!

Next, we delve deeper into Zookland and encounter a juvenile Pink Napkin-Hat. It seems happy.

Then, we stumble upon an infant Pink Napkin-Hat, possibly a sibling. It seems embarrassed and confused. We may have found a nest...

...Yes! a nest indeed. Here is the patriarch Pink Napkin-Hat. It is not amused. Nor pink.

Finally, in the darkest reaches of Zookland, we quake and scream like second-graders as a frothing-mad Purple Pants-Hat rampages our way!

Oh No! It calls for it's mate!

We're hosed! The insane Green Shirt-Hat looks hungry. We may as well just kiss our .....

...WAIT!!!! What's this? It's our luck day! The Green Shirt-Hat and Purple Pants-Hat have captured an unwary Zebra-Hat Elf that wandered too close! We're saved!

As we make our escape from Zookland, in search of a much more normal place to hang out, we see that the look on the captured Elf's face says it all.....